i hate sports

i was forced onto the basketball court yesterday to shoot some hoops (or whatever basketballers call it) and i had no choice but to oblige. as i was running around the court, bouncing the ball, it occurred to me, I FREAKING HATE SPORTS. i have no inking why anyone would enjoy it (i'm sure people have their reasons just like i have mine for hating it). i go to the gym daily (that's more than most sportsmen) but it is a NECESSARY EVIL. i by no means enjoy torturing myself. the only sports i enjoy are swimming and bowling i guess. the rest of the sports all suck.